How to tell if your wife is unhappy
- If she constantly swears at you and tells you what a jerk you are.
- You sit down to dinner and instead of putting food on your plate she dumps it on your head.
- If you hear her on the phone making a date with another man.
- If you go to have sex with her and she laughs at you and says you've got to be kidding.
- If you come into the house and you see her chatting with her friends and the topic of conversation is what a loser you are.
- If every time you come home she leaves you to watch the kids while she goes "shopping" or out with "friends".
- If at family gatherings she asks your parents how they managed to raise such a creep.
- If whenever you ask her to do something, she laughs and tells you to do it yourself.
- She avoids you like the plague and only talks to you when absolutely necessary.
- When she says that she would get a divorce but she'd rather stay with you than have to get a job.
I'm sure I could come up with quite a few more, but that should be enough to get the point across.