How to get ready for work every day
- Wake up
- Fall out of bed
- Drag a comb across my head.
(10 points for anyone who knows the reference!)
In all seriousness though, usually for me it's a pretty quick process.
8:30 AM : Wake up - make bed and hop in the shower.
8:45 AM : Done with shower, time for the holy brushing of the teeth!
8:50 AM : Teeth brushed. Now I weigh myself on the scale. Hmm, gained a pound. Drats...
8:55 AM : Time to dress! Put on nice black polo shirt. Put on blue jeans. Slip on some socks and throw on the shoes.
9:00 AM : I'm pretty much ready to go! Now... should I eat breakfast today? Eh, let's do it. Grab a bagel and throw it in the toaster. Meanwhile, go to computer and set today's YouTube video to upload while I'm at work.
9:10 AM : Bagel is done! Let's throw some creme cheese - oh wait, maybe use light butter instead... That extra pound won't lose itself!
9:15 AM : nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom drink nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
9:20 AM : Ok, time to head out! Grab wallet, keys, keycard, backpack. Open door. Close door. Lock door. Go to car.
9:25 AM : VROOOOOOOMMMMMMMM ... skirtttttt
9:30 AM : I'm at work! Time to start the day!