Why do people go to gyms?
Reasons Why I Go to the Gym...
1. Guilt-free donut eating
2. I don't want to get super skinny, I just want to get skinny enough that people will stop trying to sell me It Works! & body wraps...I get it I'm a little chubster & I gave birth to a literal Giant so I totally fit the target customers but here's the thing I've always been a little chubster & I own it (comes w/ perks, I'm hella clumsy & I'm not about to complain about the extra cushion when I run in to walls & trip) & although I love seeing people's entrepreneurial spirit I would rather spend my money on pretty much anything else.
3. There are TVs hooked up to every damn machine! That means I have the ability to watch any show I want to uninterrupted... If you don't understand the significance of that, try having a kid. SpongeBob can suck it, I'm going to enjoy my 60 minutes of Criminal Minds w/o any whining kids or husbands asking me what's for dinner...legs might be sore by the end of it but it's totally worth it... I'm doing this for you Shemar Moore ;)
4. There's a sauna... You sit in there for 30 minutes & burn 400 calories... That's 2 donuts my friends, right there ;)
5. Every time I go to the doctor's for a check-up they ask me "How often do you exercise in a week?"... Might be nice not to have to lie ;) ...I'm pretty sure the Doc is onto me anyways :p